Review by Diana Saenger
The
long wait for the end – although the jury is
still out on that – of the Pirates movies is
here. Pirates of the Caribbean brought us Johnny Depp’s
quirky and unique Captain Jack Sparrow, and no matter
what anyone thinks about the often unclear plotlines,
excessive length, and fantastic computer graphics
of these films, they’re a Johnny Depp-fest.
Director Gore Verbinski and his hard-working cast
and crew left viewers running for the seasick pills
in Dead Man’s Chest after watching a grueling
whirlwind of pirates, battles and Captain Sparrow
more on the tipsy side than the entertaining one.
Pirates of the Caribbean, At World's End wastes no
time in setting up its intrigue. To a haunting movie
score, a group of pirates are marched onto a platform
where they're to be hung. Among them is a small boy,
about 10. He begins to sing a song and turn his piece
of the nine coins over in his hand. Then the movie
shifts to Singapore. Want to know what that sequence
is all about? So do I. I've heard it's part of a 20
minute segment that was cut from the already two-hour-and-
48-minute film. Ask anyone who sees the movie, and
I doubt they can explain this opening segment.
In Singapore, Will Turner (Orlando Bloom) and Elizabeth
Swann (Keira Knightley) are chasing and being chased
by Chinese Pirate Sao Feng (Chow Yun-Fat), who is
guarding the entry to World's End. Will and Elizabeth
hope to find a map from Feng that will show them the
way to World's End so they can rescue Jack from Davy
Jones' locker.
Joining
in the fight is Captain Barbossa (Geoffrey Rush),
who was once dead and an enemy to Will and Elizabeth.
Pirates have fickle friends, I suppose. Barbossa has
been revived form the undead by Tia Dalma (Naomie
Harris), a voodoo witch who maintains she can help
rescue Jack, too. Soon Jack's crew and friends are
sea bound on their rickety old ghost ship and sailing
off to find Jack.
However, someone else is looking to rekindle their
acquaintance with the slippery Captain. It’s
none other than Lord Cutler Beckett (Tom Hollander)
of the East India Trading Company. Beckett has made
an alliance with Davy Jones (Bill Nighy), who must
bargain with Beckett because he's the one who currently
possesses the chest holding Davy Jones' heart. And
if it should fall in the wrong hands, he'd be destroyed.
That's the basics of this trilogy, but nine hours
watching it have failed to reveal any real concrete
plot. Which is okay if you're just into a lot of amazing
special effects scenes and long hours of action battles
and stunts. It's particularly hard to get involved
if you don't know anything about the character. The
little we do know – Will and Elizabeth want
to get married, Will wants to save his undead father,
Bootstrap Bill Turner, (Stellan Skarsgard) –
about them, the less we care.
Fortunately, what I disliked most about Dead Man’s
Chest, those awful ghouls so frightening to small
children, is missing from this film. But there's more
inclusion of extras constantly milling about, sword
fighting and stabbing each other, and there's no telling
who is who, what they're doing or why.
So,
since we don't know about or care about most of the
characters, I still—after three movies—have
little idea about the plot and have a tired bum from
sitting in those awful theater seats for so long.
So what's left? More humor than in the last Pirates,
and certainly more Depp. In fact during one of his,
as he calls it if you can pick it up in his fast dialogue,
"ludum" moments, there's a whole ship load
of Captain Jacks in the computer generated copies
of himself.
Thankfully, there are more fun moments in this third
film. How about that monkey? He certainly earns his
star on The Walk of Fame. Johnny Depp shows more multi-dimensional
than his one-note character in Dead Man’s Chest,
but as most viewers commented upon leaving the theater,
this movie belongs to Geoffrey Rush. It's nice to
sea the down-to-business and don't-get-in-my-way scalawag
back.
Even if the script suffers once again in this third
film, Gore Verbinski certainly gets credit for an
amazing task of completing a trilogy with such a huge
cast and behind-the-scenes mega work. I liked the
look of Pirates of the Caribbean, At World's End best,
as well. The colors seem lighter, and there are some
beautiful scenes in sunrises, sunsets, and starlit
nights. The CGI of the ships, tossing and turning
is immensely pleasurable as well.
I wouldn't advise taking kids under 12 to see this
sequel because of the violence and the film's length.
While critics seem to rake these movies over the coals,
the bottom line is box-office sales, so no matter
whatever problems I have with the movie, I'm sure
it will be a big success.